i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Randomize