I'm gonna have a badass scar
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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