eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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