Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
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Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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