You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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