She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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