windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
it's great music for shaving your balls
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
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