Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
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That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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