So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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