i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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