I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
she was so not down for the gang bang
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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