In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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