i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
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she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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