Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
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You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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