I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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