I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
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Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
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Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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