he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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