: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
This is the high leading the old right now
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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