Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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