She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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