So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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