your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
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friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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