in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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