I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
only you would photoshop your dick
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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