okay pat passed out under dana's car
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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