Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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