just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
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He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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