I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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