Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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