Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
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apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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