i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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