oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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