Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
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i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
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I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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