That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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