I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
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You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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