HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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