You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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