I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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