Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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