yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
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One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
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New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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