I hate your face
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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