Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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