i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
My Sexting was not on an AP level
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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