Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
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I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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