I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
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The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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