I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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