I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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