Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
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Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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