Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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