All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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